Politically Correct Jokes

Green Jokes

Ophthalmology Jokes

1. Erap's Medical Dictionary

2. Things you do not want to hear in surgery

3. What the Doctor really means

4. Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant

5. Code of Conduct for Patients

6. Medical One Liners

7. Best Emergency Room Stories of 1995

8. Stethoscope

9. HMO Jokes

10. You might be an ER nurse/doc if

11. Near Death Experience

12. Cheerful people

13. That is what I call Faith

14. 911

15. I can't understand you

16. Twelve pounds

17. Bit by bit

18. Bad news and some very bad news

19. Three nurses

20. Birth control pills

21. Will childbirth hurt

22. House calls

23. Indigestion

24. Health

25. Doctors and Nurses

26. The Plumber

27. Conceited

28. Deaf

29. Miracle

30. Fathers

31. Aspirin

32. In touch with reality

33. Relations

34. Cigarette

35. Crazy Men

36. Four Surgeons

37. Medical Laws

38. Live Long

39. Ol' Fred

40. We Need A Doctor

41. Will

42. Catch

43. Sam and John

44. Allergic Against Leather

45. Sausages

46. Dentist -101

47. Greatest Pain

48. Trick

1. Ground Control Calling Major Glenn

2. Fortunately they don't stink

3. Urologist

4. Good news and bad news

5. A doctor and his wife

6. Eighty-eight

7. Mrs. Cooney

8. Angina

9. Testosterone

10. Mr. Smith

11. A Case of Gas

12. Medical Convention

13. 1 2 3

14. Sexually Active!

15. Proctologist's Office

16. Proud Co-eds

17. Zachary Syndrome

18. The War Hospital

19. A lady and a dentist

20. Businessman

1. Irish Ophthalmologist

2. Reading

3. Glasses

4. Spots