3. Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that
require a simple yes or no answer.


4.   Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me?  Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
   Patient: Why?  Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.
   Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.



5. A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:

Let me put my tool in your mouth...

and on the back:

...and I will fill your cavity.

6. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...




7. I love to go to the dentist.  A man in white hovering over me while I'm trapped
helpless in a chair.  He cleans me.  He flosses me.  His instruments alive in my
mouth.  And just when I don't think I can take it anymore, he says, 'Good girl,
Marcie, you can spit now.'  - Marcie, from the "Married With Children" sitcom.



8. In 1993, Tel Aviv University and the Warner-Lambert Co. sponsored the First International Workshop on Bad Breath.  Shlomo Goren, former chief rabbi of Israel, told the conference that Jewish law makes bad breath a legitimate ground for divorce.

9. One study by the Kyushu Dental College in Japan used human sniffers to categorize the smells in the mouths of 2,600 subjects.

10. A friend of mine went to the dentist recently.  He commented that it must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth.  He said, "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."



11. What do you call a depressed dentist?
A little down in the mouth.


12. What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth