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A Lady and a Dentist


   A lady goes to the dentist.  In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown
spot on one of her teeth.
   "Aha, caries!  I'll have to drill this one out!" says the dentist.
   "Oh no, I'd rather have a child!!!" cries the lady.
   "In that case, let me adjust the chair first," replies the dentist.